*A Collection of
Antiquarian Curios & Relics*
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--John McKay
THE
FIRST ANNUAL BOOKSTORE OLYMPICS (Continued)
Hey Dudes and Dudettes, I'm Stoner Bill and I'm joined by the infamous Doctor Delay here in Graybeardville for Day Two of the Bookstore OlympicsTM. The competition has been stiff. At the top of the leader board, we have Team Michigan with six gold medals, followed by Team Ohio with four, and rounding out the top three are the East Germans with two golds. I don't trust the East Germans. And yes, they still exist . . .
Double D: (whispering)
I better jump in here. (Louder) Thanks, Bill. The first event
featured today is the Black Friday Freestyle (formerly The Intuitive Leap),
which is sponsored by our good friends at TargetTM.
As a bookseller, I'm sure you've experienced the customer who has a garbled
title or a Jeopardy style question with nothing more than a bookcover color and
a sketchy plot. There will be five questions in an ascending order of
complexity, and, as long as you are correct, you will continue. Each team
captain will ask the questions. Here's Team Michigan captain Matt
Norcross quizzing Schuler's superstar Aubrey Dolinski.
Matt Norcross: 'It has a beer
on the cover and it has Michigan in the title.'
Aubrey Dolinski: That would be
Kevin Revolinski's newly released Michigan's Best Beer Guide (9781933272382)
16.95 from Thunder Bay Press.
Matt Norcross: 'This book won
some kind of award and has John Brown in it.'
Aubrey Dolinski: (Scratches her
head) Oh, that would be James McBride's The Good Lord Bird
(9781594486340) 27.95.
Double D: (whispering)
James McBride had won the National Book Award for Fiction for The
Good Lord Bird and I've heard that Partners Book has just
received a reprint and has stock available.
East German Captain Ivanka Muckenfuss: (tosses red
challenge flag) Nein!
Odds
& Sods
And so it begins
. . .
Jon Scieszka's Battle
Bunny (9781442446731) 14.99 is out of stock until the end of January . . .
The reprint for
Herve Tullet's Press Here (9780811879545) 15.99 will not be available
until January 14 . . .
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