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*A Collection of
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"If you
play a Nickelback song backwards, you'll hear messages from the Devil.
Even worse, if
you play it forwards, you'll hear Nickelback . . ."
--Dave
Grohl
B.
TRAVEN JR. -- CONSPIRACY THEORIST AT LARGE
B. Traven Jr here. Welcome
to my new show, In Search of Ancient Aliens X-Files, and yes, I know the
title is redundant, but we have to circumvent those pesky copyright laws.
We really wanted to capitalize, legally, on the return of Fox Mulder and Scully
to network television and this is the best we could do. We will air after
the new Discovery Channel show Oregon Patriot although I suspect that
show may be cancelled soon. Ha, ha!
This week I'll be joined by my
good friend, Jerry Apps, who has a new book out, Limping Through Life (9780870205804)
22.95. Growing up on a farm in Wisconsin, Jerry contracted polio
as a child, and it presented many challenges throughout his life. I also
injured my leg in a freak Quidditch accident many years ago. If you
aren't familiar with Quidditch, you can read about it in Quidditch Through
the Ages (9780545850582) 9.99 by Kennilworthy Whisp. We will
commiserate over our bum legs. And then, since Jerry is an expert on farm
silos, we will discuss the viability of aliens using the Pyramids at Giza for
grain storage. Ha, ha! We'll be right back after these messages . .
.
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Green
Machine: The Story of Michigan State's Return to Football Dominance (9781597256261)
34.95 by The LSJ & Detroit Free Press
(Sung to the
tune of Dream Police by Cheap Trick)
"The Green
Machine, Dantonio is out of his head
(He's out of his
head)
The Green
Machine, Conner Cook has street cred
(Give him some
street cred)
The Green
Machine, they're coming to beat you, oh no . . ."
This title is
available at Partners Books. It is non-returnable and a straight 40%
discount. Relive the shocking victory over Michigan, the 'Drive' against
Iowa, and much, much more!
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Later on, we'll have Jason Selk
and Tom Bartow, who are the authors of Organize Tomorrow Today
(9780738218694) 21.99, visit us. First, we will discuss the topic
of their book: Organization! Then we will tackle the incongruities in
time travel induced by this title. For example, if I took their book into
the future, would its new title actually be Organize Today Tomorrow?
Ha, ha! See you soon!
Odds
& Sods
"Peter
Pauper Press picked a peck of colored pencils; A peck of colored pencils Peter
Pauper Press picked; If Peter Pauper Press picked a peck of colored pencils,
Where's the peck of colored pencils Peter Pauper Press picked?" If
you haven't figured it out by now, we have the Studio Series Colored Pencil
Set (9781441314512) 14.99 back in stock and supply is limited . . .
Victoria
Aveyard's second title in the 'Red Queen' series, which began with The Red
Queen (9780062310637) 17.99, releases next Tuesday and it's called The
Glass Sword
(9780062310668) 19.99. We have some signed stock. As usual, it's
first come, first served . . .
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