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Your parents won't tell you 'til you're grown
That every star that shines in the back of your mind
Is just waiting for its cover to be blown . . ."
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Ain't that close enough?
Well, it ain't that Barbie Doll?
Fox News' been broken just like you have
And all night
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All right, you want the young Republican . . .
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